Cute Dog Quotes and Sayings

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.  ~Mabel Louise Robinson

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.  ~Edith Wharton

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  ~Franklin P. Jones

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  ~Phil Pastoret

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?  But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.  ~Steve Bluestone

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. 
~Roger Caras

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. 
~Ambrose Bierce

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.  ~Franklin P. Jones

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business.  A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.  ~Robert Brault

Happiness is a warm puppy.  ~Charles M. Schulz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. 
~Ogden Nash

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.  ~Author Unknown

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. 
~Gene Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.  ~Robert Benchley

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace. 
~Milan Kundera

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.  ~Author Unknown

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